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Katy Perry Drunk While Shaking Her Ass At A Party

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24/7 0044+(0)1892891450 and cellphone 0044+(0)7950258026 My voicebox fell out and got stuck in my throat I could not breathe started to black out after an epileptic fit of laughter after supermodel taylor 13 told me to #speaknow and I opened up a landline number for Alison Hathor-Sekhmet and there was a fault and the telephone company rang me and my daughter Goddess Queen Persephone was tucking her old man into bed with @LizaSwift photo on my bedside table to try and mind read what my @KillaQueenSwift got up to in Are You Ready for it middle of the night dreams and I had to talk in a high pitch voice like a tranie eunuch and I said I was Alice in Wonderland as I made Taylor Aphrodite goddess of love, beauty and sex and Persephone turns humans crazy with a beauty greater than Aphrodite and my daughter reads my mind and said @MarquessdaDaDa YOU NAUGHTY OLD PERVERT AS I WONDERED IF READING TAYTAYS MIND WAS A GOOD IDEA WHAT IF SHE GETS UP FOR A NIGHTIME PEE AND MY PYJAMAS SUDDENLY WENT DAMP I HAVE BEEN CELIBATE FOR 10 YEARS AND I USUALLY ATTRACT LESBIAN BI'S AND I GAVE UP MIND READING WHEN MARRIED TO KATY PERRY SHE ATTRACTS BLACK MONSTER COCKS 2 AT A TIME AND I ONCE WENT TO A PORN SITE TO SEE IT MY IDOL TAY EVER DID TOPLESS AND FOUND 2 PICS ON THE DARK NET OF MY WIFE GIVING A BIG STALLION HORSE A BLOWJOB AND PENETRATING HER AND IN NEARLY 5 YEARS OF MARRIAGE SHE NEVER EVEN LET ME TOUCH HER BUT USED TO SEND ME SEXY SEMI NAKED SELFIES FROM HER HOTEL SUITES WEARING 6 INCH LABOUTIN'S AND PRADA AND DOLCE & GABBANA AND VERSACE IN AMERICA REGULAR AND I HAVE WRITTEN THE BASSLINES AND DRUMBEATS FOR PRISM AND WITNESS AND GOT HER THE 2015 SUPERBOWL HALF TIME GIG AND I AM THE ONLY WHITE WRAPPER IN @WUTANGCLAN I INVENTED THE GREAT ROCK N ROLL SWINDLE SEX PISTOLS AND PUNK ROCK AND MANAGED EARLY DAVID JONES WHO WENT ONTO BECOME DAVID BOWIE THEN I THOUGHT HOW IS SHE TAKING HER SELFIES AND IN FRONT OF A MIRROR I ZOOMED IN AND THERE WAS ORLANDO BLOOM A PAEDOPHILE MK ULTRA DIAMOND BETA SEX KITTEN PROGRAM HANDLER MASTURBATING HIS 2 INCH COCK WITH MY WIFE'S IPHONE IN THE MIRROR REFLECTION SO BROKEN HEARTED I RANG RIRI'S EX MY BF AND AS BLOOMS MUM LIVES 20 MILES AWAY FROM US I ASKED IF HE KNEW BLOOM AND HE GOT A GCHQ MI5 REPORT AND SAID HE WAS AN ALCOHOLIC SMACK HEAD WHO HAD HEPATITUS B AND HIV POS + FROM SHARING DIRTY NEEDLES IN HOLLYWOOD PUBLIC TOILETS WHERE HE WAS A GAY RENT BOY DOING UNPROTECTED ANAL DPS FOR SKAG BAGS FIXES AND HE WAS A DWARF CALLED PRINCE OF ELVES IN THE HOBBIT FILMS AND WAS MARRIED RECENTLY TO A HAS BEEN POP SINGER CALLED KATHERYN ELIZABETH HUDSON IN A PASSPORT SCAM IN PRAGUE AND HIS EX WIFE DIVORCED HIM FOR HAVING SEX WITH THEIR 7 YEAR OLD SON AND HAS A NEW YORK FLAT IN THE SAME BLOCK AS TAYLOR SWIFT IN NEW YORK AND JUSTIN BIEBER BEAT HIM UP IN AN LA RESTAURANT AFTER BLOOM WENT FOR HIM AFTER BIEBS BEDDED BLOOMS SUPERMODEL WIFE MIRANDA KERR (WHO IS ALSO MY DAUGHTER) AND JUST REMARRIED THE WHATSAPP CREATOR WHO AT THE END OF THE HONEYMOON SOLD IT FOR 7 BILLION DOLLARS TO MY SECRET SOCIETY FRIEND MARK ZUCKERBERGER AND BROKE BLOOM WHO SELLS HIS BODY FOR BOTTLE MONEY TO FEED HIS ALCOHOL ADDICTION AND THIS KATY HUDSON HAD COMPLAINED HER LOVE KORLANDO KABLOOM LATY BUBBADOO NEVER HAD ANY MONEY TO PAY TO WINE AND DINE HER HAVING FLOWN HIM TO ASPEN, CHILE, CANNES, SARDINIA, MALDIVES, NEW YORK, HAWAII, MEXICO, PRAGUE, PARIS, LONDON, TOKYO, BEIJING TO HOLLYWOOD LIFE SO KATY HAD TO PAY HIM $25 MILLION AFTER THEY GOT PAPPED BY LONG RANGE TELESCOPIC LENS ON A PADDLEBOARD WITH BLOOM STICKING HIS COCK IN KATY'S MOUTH IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA WHEN HE HAD CONTAGIOUS STAGE TERTIARY GONNEREAH AND THREATENED TO SEND THE NEGATIVES TO KATY'S HUSBAND IF SHE DID NOT BUY THEM FOR £25MILLION CASH WHO WAS AN EX TOP GUN RAF FIGHTER PILOT AND STILL IN THE PARACHUTE REGIMENT OF THE FRENCH FOREIGN LEGION AS A RESERVE AND IN 1985 WAS AWARDED THE HIGHEST FRENCH ARMY MEDAL LEGION D'HONNEUR FOR KILLING 148 CENTRAL AMERICAN GUERILLAS BEAR HANDED A DOUBLE BLACK BELT KUNG FU INSTRUCTOR OF THE SHAOLIN TEMPLE WHO 1983-87 REIGNED SUPREME AS THE BEST SHOT IN THE FRENCH ARMY 5 YEARS ON THE TROT WITH HIS SNIPER DESTRUCTEUR FR F1 7.6MM SHARPSHOOTER RIFLE WHERE HE CAN TAKE OUT AN EYEBALL FROM 1000 METERS AND WAS RUMORED TO HAVE BLOWN UP 300 IRAQI TANKS ON THE FRONTLINE OF THE OPERATION DESSERT STORM IN THE FIRST GULF WAR AFTER THE LEGION PARAS SPECIAL FORCES PARACHUTED BEHIND ENEMY LINES AND BEAT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION BOXER JOHN CONTEH BY A KNOCKOUT IN ROUND 1 OF A CHARITY FUNDRAISER AND IS LICENCE A TUE (LICENCED TO KILL) AND HIS BIO OF PAST GIRLFRIEND INCLUDES THE COUNTESS OF WESSEX, CAMERON DIAZ, MEG RYAN, PRINCESS STEPHANIE OF MONACO, VANESSA PARADIS, ANNA FRIEL,MADONNA, BEYONCE, RHIANNA AND HAD A PARIS APPARTMENT WHERE MADONNA LIVED BEFORE SHE BECAME FAMOUS AND NICOLE SHERZINGER, KATE MOSS, CLAUDIA SCHAFFER, NAOMI CAMPBELL, KARLIE KLOSS, JODIE FOSTER AND HIS FRENCH PASSPORT IS SAWDY 'TAYLOR' AFTER HE CHANGED HIS NAME IN HONOR OF HIS IDOL SINGER SONGWRITER TAYLOR SWIFT WHOM HE VOWED TO MARRY IF HE EVER MET AND STALKS HER ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND CLAIMS HE WOULD DIE FOR HER HE LOVES HER SO MUCH AND SAID SHE IS PRETTIER THAN ANY OF HIS PREVIOUS GIRLS IN A PARIS MATCH EXCLUSIVE WITH HIS SISTER QUEEN OF FASHN KATHARINE HAMNETT LA VIDEO DIRECTOR GRAMMY WINNER FOR BON JOVI AND YOU WERE A LEGIONNAIRE JOHN DID YOU KNOW HIM HE SOUNDS LIKE A PREMIER LEAGUE SUPERMAN HIS BF IS CRISTIANO RONALDO WHO SAYS HE IS A BETTER FOOTBALLER THAN HIM OMG LORD PADLEY KNOW HIM, IAM HIM I NEVER MENTION MY BIO I REMAIN MODEST AND HUMBLE BUT I AM GONNA RID MYSELF OF THE KILLER QUEEN AND PUT ON BAD BLOOD FULL VOLUME AND TELL TAYGOD 'I'M READY FOR IT, DOES IT HURT, IS IT FREE AND RING ME I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER ON FIRST SIGHT AND I HAVE PUT A $1,000,000 CONTRACT OUT FOR A KATY LOOSE HEAD BATHED IN ACID SO NO ONE HAS TO KNOW AND SHH I AM BIGGER DOWNSTAIRS THAN KATY'S DARK HORSE STALLION 11 INCHES NORMAL GOD KNOWS WHAT IT WILL DO ON MY TAYGODS HONEYMOON NIGHT CAN TAY PACK HER FUJI INSTANT POLAROID CAMERA AND GIVE ME A GAG ON A PADDLEBOARD AND SHOW ME INCREDIBLE THINGS I WILL GIVE HER THE WORLD HONESTLY.
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Excellent find but O must decorate the disqus 
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